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sneaky
27 May 2005, 16:17
Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, Happy Birthday! and probably have a present for me.
happy birthday.
Nothing!
I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember...The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..

As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, Good morning, Boss, Happy Birthday And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me. I said, That's the greatest thing I've heard all day, let's go!

We went to lunch we didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place.

We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, You know, it's such a beautiful day, we don't need to go back to the office, do we?

No I suppose not.

Let's go to my apartment.

After arriving at her apartment she said, if you don't mind,

I think I'll go into the bedroom.
Sure! I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there...
on the couch...
naked.

crash
27 May 2005, 18:10
All I can say to that is "whoops".

Wh1tE_Tr4sH
27 May 2005, 19:33
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........ HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH............

Oh classic..!!!!!

[B.Inc]=_sNaKe_=
30 May 2005, 08:03
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brilliant stuff, top from :D