AA - Alcoholic's Anonymous

[Wh1tE_Tr4sH]

Whats the most you've had to drink in 1 evening??

For me there's two occations:
1st the fact : stated by FHM, you should be clinicaly dead after 16 drafts (fact or fiction), My first experience was a night of nothing but Drafts (with 1 or 4 shooters, can't really remember the whole evening), the first 6 went down quite easy (No brain, no pain:)) 7th hit me till the 10th, then all i can remember is having 1 or 2 more, but as my buddy mentioned something like i had 4 more.... So in the draft catagory thats 14..!!! :D

In the brandy or Rum Catagory, I've fnished a sweat but cheap bottle of 'Cape Hope', It was at a buddies 20th B-Day party, We (another buddy of mine) decided to buy ourselves a bottle each (seeing as i was still in collage at the time, some of you know the budget of a student..:D) of 'Cape hope', after the Coke ran out we decided to have it "skoonies" (spelling & 'Shots' for the drinking impaired) & that was half the bottle each you could say, Damnit, the man had to actually carry me home (thank GOD i actually stayed a row away from the party, we stayed in a cmplex, if any of you's have been down to the vaal you should know a place called 'Staone Haven', well i stay just across the river)...

In the Vodca Catagory, I've(by myself................... o.k. i lie with the help of a friend) finished a bottle & plus a bottle of Archers(not the pussy 450ml drink the women drink, the 750ml sour shit) in one go, once again i had to be carried to the nearest car & driven home at a hole 10km/h or else the car would've been full of 'pee's & carrot's'...!!

I don't drink as much anymore, but still love going a bit mad now & then..!!!

[Plato]

I wonder if anyone here has gotten wasted on methylated spirits?

[Wh1tE_Tr4sH]

I said "Alcohol", not any other substances... thats a new thread on it' own!!!

[Scrye]

Haha, you okes, suck.

Nick had twenty droughts at the beer fest on saturday.

Then about 5 that evening at Paddys.

OOOOOIIIIIIIIII ROOOOOOOIIIIIII!@#!@#$!@$!@

[Plato]

What a legend.

[<A>BioGizzard]

the reason i quit drinking 8 yrs ago was because i could still remeber my evenings after two bottles of captain morgan...

[Wh1tE_Tr4sH]

Haha, you okes, suck.

Nick had twenty droughts at the beer fest on saturday.

Then about 5 that evening at Paddys.

OOOOOIIIIIIIIII ROOOOOOOIIIIIII!@#!@#$!@$!@
Dead i tell you.......... Dead... hahahahaha.. :D
& you man..? whats the most you've ever squeezed in.???

AAAAAhhhhh, forgot about "Fines evening"..!! :D
At the end of my collage year we had a "fines meeting"..
Let me atleast explain a "Fine meeting", the purpose of a "fines meeeting" is to make everyone as Drunk as Possible with anything he/she's done wrong or right in that year.. If you need to throw up you've got to throw up on a brick, if you by chance miss the brick, you drink some more, hence the walking home on your ears bit, nothing BUT getting drunk.. Oh lets not forget "TIT of the year", thats when they pick one person & that lucky one has to drink a beer(downer) every 5 minutes & wear a pair of rubber breasts for the evening & still flash everyone, even after the whole "fines evening" is long gone.... Best day/night ever, i had a 2 day hangover cause of it...!!!!

It all happened like so:
Day starts, we go to class(class at that time was a good 5 hour sesion of quake ;)) & what have you, then myself & a few others climbed into one of the students jeep (ha, was one of the lucky few to have a woman on my lap.. :D) & headed of to the villa..... As we got there, the first beer got tsssssst :)... Then before the whole Braai, "fines meeting" was suppose to happen or did happen...
Guess who had the rubber breasts............... ME...... why you ask?? Because i was staring at this one woman's tatoo on her ass the whole year..!! :D but anyways, I had to drink a 340ml tin o' beer every 5 minutes & still flash ppls, if not some more beer for me.. :D but apart from the whole drinking every 5 min's I still got fined fined on Not being there every friday, passing all my exams, smoking(i know it's stupid but hey, it's fines meeting), playing games through out the year(i wasn't the only one who had to drink for that) & cause i was a male, there was alot more but I just can't remember all of it(do you blame me)...!!! & to top things up, a girl was having her 18 B-day there aswell, so we mingled & eventually walked away with a bottle of J&B that vice president of "fines evening" & i finished..!!!!
At the end of the day i drank a case of beer, with my lil extras that i brought along for after the "fines evening", plus..........!!! The bottle of J&B clean, no added extra's... As clean as possible..!! :D (Hey they made the stuff clean, without any coke or anything, so why not enjoy it the way it's meeant to be enjoyed.... You get the most flavour out of Rum, Brandy that way.. :D)

[GunJitsu]

I once drank a Wimpy milkshake so fast I got "BRAINFREEZE" and afterwards I ordered another one.

[-=BeLgaRiOn=-]

ROFLMAO Guuny :D.

[Peon]

Disgusting Trash. yug.

Tell me how much money wasted ???

[Wh1tE_Tr4sH]

The man that was president of the "fines meeting", well his father owns a bottle store so we got it quite cheep

[D>Fantom]

AA is for quiters...I prefer to be a drunk ;)
For me it's not how much you drink but what you mix. Worst ever was mixing beer, coolers, shooters and whiskey

[]H[ellboy]

I don't have a drinking problem

I drink, I get drunk, I pass out, no problem....

[Macera]

lol im too young :/

[MaXimus]

I once drank a Wimpy milkshake so fast I got "BRAINFREEZE" and afterwards I ordered another one.

ROFL! That's hectic sh1t man. :D

[<A>Fragaholic]

All of these are common occurences at Rhodes, 2nd in the world out of all the varsities for drinking...

SAB has a rep at every grog dispensary every night jammin it up handing out ale :)

[]H[ellboy]

All of these are common occurences at Rhodes, 2nd in the world out of all the varsities for drinking...

SAB has a rep at every grog dispensary every night jammin it up handing out ale :)

ahhhhhhh... is the Vic still open? good ole days!

[Cataphract]

Whitey, that's some brilliant stories man! Very entertaining.

We went on a game drive on a mate's farm. I think it was first year varsity, just after the great depression, or the first Gulf War, I forget which. We were piss drunk and raging when we got on the Landy and we took two bottles of Red Heart, a 2l coke and three cans of coke with us. We were 3 blokes and we each opened a fresh quart as we "alighted the vehicle". I fell twice because the sods thought it was funny to drive forward as I tried jumping on, but anyway, it was.

We stopped just as it was finally dark and I appointed myself bar man. The quarts were empty and it was time to open the Rum (for the cold, of course). I knew the mix was shy for 2 bottles of rum so i poured strong ones :D

After a while we realised we were going south at pace. (The driver passing out on the steering wheel and pressing in the hooter was a telltale sign).

We found a source of light, I think from a match and saw that we had polished the 2 bottles of Rum, and from our mix, we stil had one can of coke and the 2l bottle left.

In my frugality, drunkenness and the dark, I had mixed two bottles of Rum with 2 cans of coke. I was appointed über bartender for the remainder of the weekend! :D

[<A>FluX.v2.0]

:D

sounds like good times cat

[Wh1tE_Tr4sH]

Nothing but good times...!!! :D
:clap:Round of aplause for the only man to get the purpose of this thread..!!!:clap:

Nice one cat.. Nice one!!

[Ragnarok]

My bother was away for 2 months on some project in Biviaans Kloof, when he came back we went for a lekker kuier during the first year doop.
1 x dubble brandy 1 or 2 x springbokkie(s) x 11
+ 2 wiskeys somewhere in between
mixed with mcD's = !@x1801¿¿
then the best part was I realised when we where finished that I have to be at 1 of the female rez'es for fuking dance opvoering practiseing in a hour (7am). And had to stay awake and martch through the streets of stellenbosch at like 35+ degrees celcius.
Was a lekker kuier, but the rest of the day not all that wonerfull... :P

[<A>BioGizzard]

H[ellboy']I don't have a drinking problem

I drink, I get drunk, I pass out, no problem....

well i do have a drinking problem now that u mention it...

i got two hands and one mouth

g'z cat shame on u. how can u mix coke with rum? i was tought to drink either the coke or the rum, cause mixing it is a waste of coke...

[Bean]

I drank so much Tequila once - that for 10 years afterward - if I even saw people on TV drinking it I wanted to hurk...

[Cataphract]

Nee sies man Bio! Mens kannie Rum manage sonder Coke nie!!!

[Xorac]

Many years back when I was still young:p, my buddy (pomp neus Pieter) and I brew our own Mampoer. And as it was still in the "Old South Africa":eek: days, decided that the most appropriate candidate for testing would be the gardener.

The time was around 14h00 when testing arrived:

All I can say is that nothing else whatsoever happened in the garden the rest of the day; the gardener did survive; and we enjoyed the rest of it ourselves.

Of course that evening remains a complete mystery to me:(.

[Cataphract]

I'm sure your Gardener reckons he has the best employer in Cape Town!

[Xorac]

I'm sure your Gardener reckons he has the best employer in Cape Town!

Wow, how old do you think I am, dammit I was still a kid staying with my parents in Pretoria.

[camel]

I once drank a Wimpy milkshake so fast I got "BRAINFREEZE" and afterwards I ordered another one.
lol

[sneaky]

1 T1me I got so drunk, I threw up.

[[B.Inc]=_sNaKe_=]

Wow, how old do you think I am, dammit I was still a kid staying with my parents in Pretoria.

Don't you mean Tshwane? :P

[Cataphract]

A kid who "stooks" his own Skokkejaan?!?!?! :eek: Bliksem Xorrie! Jou yster!

[DawEEd]

Heavy drinking sessions.... hmmm.... SO many of em... we'll start with the more recent and more heavy 1s. My first day in Poland When I went there to try a stint of living in Poland. My 1 uncle owns a Bar, his oldest son been the barman for the night. That night it was also a birthday celebration for the bar. My favorite beer in Poland is this beautiful stuff called Warka Strong, it's a 8.9 to 9.8 % volts, it's sweet red beer, goes down like juice. When all the customers left(we were already well on our way to the stardom of drunkness), my cousin plugged in another Barrel of this stuff. After drinking the whole night and playing pool, in the morning me and my cousin decide to go take a walk to the beach(with a couple of half litre cans of the beer). upon arrival back to the bar. My uncle lost more than just his marbles, he was past absolutly livid. We drank the full 30l barrel of beer. needless to say we did not metion we took more beers from the fridge with us. That was the warm-up night for my stay in Poland.

[EvilCow]

so who's had vodka taken through their eyes?

[Terror]

I know of Tequlia done in a backwards fashion. U snort the salt , sqeeze lemon in the EYE and drink the shot. Cant remember the name but its supposed to be funny.

[EvilCow]

I think thats a mexican revenge or something.

[MaXimus]

I did that once, luckily I was drunk enough not to realize it. :)