I finished Unreal Tournament

[MaXimus]

I know that I must be the only person who achieved this in history. I'd like to thank my mom, who always believed in me, even when I got angry at the n00b bots and threw my toys out the cot. I'd like to thank my dad, for slapping me on the head when I was supposed to mow the lawn instead of playing games, he made me become tough as I am today.... Then, I'd like to thank my dog, who chewed up my shoes while I was busy kicking n00bz botz asses. I didn't need the shoes anywayz since I was practising so hard. And then, last, but certainly not least, I'd like to thank my wife, who stood by me year after year, waiting for me to finish Unreal Tournament and win the battle of the N00bzzxorzsz bots so I can go and change the lightbulb in the kitchen.

I am now a true champion of champions! I'm am now ready to take the next big step and that is to strike the botz of Unreal Tournament 2004 with distruction with my new ultra 1337ness of skilzzzz.

[Gamos]

Did your internet break or something? :P

[MaXimus]

No, no, no, my dear friend. Imagine the humility of everyone when I join an online server and enforce my 1337ness of skills upon them. I do not wish to hurt their feelings with such unfairness. :)

[<A>BioGizzard]

N1! Maximus i always knew u could do it

ps. I think ur pick is broken cause i pressed esc and it didn't continue :/

[MaXimus]

N1! Maximus i always knew u could do it

ps. I think ur pick is broken cause i pressed esc and it didn't continue :/

Thank you for your confidence in me Bio. Regarding the pic that is broken, I will look into that, I don't know what is wrong with the pic, do you have Windows XP Service Pack 2 installed and checked for spyware, maybe that is the problem?

[<A>BioGizzard]

ahhh could it be? i don't have xp sevice pack 2 installed and i'll have to google for sum spyware, cause i don't have that either.

i'll install them and let u know

thx for the advice....

[MaXimus]

No problem Bio. I am always glad to use my new found fame to help others in need. :)

[[N]Haja]

Congrats dude, I think that ML should give up his title to you now, cos you have proven you are te ownorz of ownorz. I kneel in front of you as I write this message.

[Zyron]

MaXimus (member.php?u=79) aka t3hl3e7pwnzor

[MaXimus]

Thank you, thank all you people... all me can say is: Keep da practice up boje, for u will soon become almost as 1337ness as I r. :D

[GunJitsu]

What?!?!? UT has single player? Thanks for telling me now, all this time I spent playing online with you loosers I could've finished the single player game.

[MaXimus]

Yes indeed there is man. It is really hard though. I found that the bots AI is very good in this game, it often outwitted and outsmarted me. It's like playing chess, but just with a lot more jumping around. You have to play with their minds, get them scared of you. And the last thing is, you have to practice, like Daniel son did. I watch Karate kid everyday for inspiration.

[[N]Haja]

ye, and to defeat Xan, do The Crane move, works like a charm.....haaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiii

[Gamos]

Ut99 bots were more intelligent than UT2003/2004 bots. You could actually use them for practising for comps.
In the latter games they had a huge increase in routines (to play BR, ONS etc.), but are essentially half as smart and twice as accurate.

I never finished UT2003/2004 single player campaigns, but Ut99 Xan on Inhuman had me 15-0 everytime :)

[Zyron]

Loque > Xan

[Macera]

I bow down in Maximus's presence

[Po10c]

All hail Maximus! Long live Max....i....*cough* mus!

[Nautilian]

Tamerlane OWNS ALL!

[[N]Haja]

actually, Rocco Richi Owns all, specially dem beeches......oh wait, we talking bout UT....

[Boogeyman]

Pox finished UTK04 in Godlike mode...now there is a benchmark for you.

[]H[ellboy]

ahhh but did you finish all 3?

[MaXimus]

Aaah, but you see Boogey, in Godlike mode the bots just shoot straight and jump around like crazy bunnies. In n00b mode however, the bots have lots of time to think, and that is what makes them difficult. :eek:

[<A>BioGizzard]

i installed service pack to and i got some spyware from a ware site but ithink it was the wrong spyware version cause i keep getting weird popups and i can't c the pic at all now....

and suggestions?

[Gozzy]

I vote....
WE should get a UT1 server going!!!!!

:)

[slayedalive]

N1 Maximus, N1! That is an achievment! Now if only i stopped formatting my PC.....and saved all those save games!!!! LOL< Very well played maximus!!