Got Any Funny Screenshots?

[Cataphract]

How about showing off your screenshots of bizarre and funny UT moments?

Here's a couple of mine:

Firing a minigun out the manta's window (a secret Helix fly-by shooting tactic):

Minigun_Manta (http://unreal.co.za/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=154&stc=1)

The highest flying skeleton ever:

Bones_in_the_Air (http://unreal.co.za/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=155&stc=1)

Flying Economy Class:

Kulula_Manta (http://unreal.co.za/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=156&stc=1)

[<A>FluX.v2.0]

cant see your pics man :(

[Bezerkalien]

mmm...did you notice that Manta isnt on the servers anymore?...or did he take the smurf route.

[bl@d3]

Nope cant see the pic's either!

btw my perverted, punani deprived mind read your topic as "cumshots", damn near broke my mouse I clicked so fast!!! :)

[<A>BioGizzard]

jou arme mens, daai drieling hou jou seker vreeslik besig

[Shrimp]

Use normal attachments so we can see the pics ;)

[[N]Haja]

The Sorrow ring a bell Bezerk? :P

[Bezerkalien]

saw him the other night tho...didnt play him yet so..

[Cataphract]

Ag bliksem! :(

Ok, let me try again.

[Cataphract]

I have now attached them properly. Sorry about that :o!

Blade, I'm at a loss for words! In any event sorry to have gotten your pulse up for nada.

[<A>BioGizzard]

economy manta ...hahahahha

all u need now is some blue drums on the roof next to white trash for ur luggage

[~MA~[peterpan]]

hehehe,

How much you charge node-node in that helix taxi?

:|

[MaXimus]

Hehehe, I should write a client side mutator that whenever an Onslaught game is started, and LordXan is online, I should be automatically be put into his team. Whenever I can't go to his team because of team-balance it should rather disconnect me cause it's going to be pointless trying when he is on the enemy side :D

[Cataphract]

If you stand on the roof, shooting like a madman at enemies, the ride's for FREE! :D

[Cataphract]

He He He Maximus! I love playing onslaught against Xan. You can just relax and enjoy the game - no-one will think badly of you if you lose!

What we need is a server-side mutator that prevents Lord Xan, TheProven and Peterpan from ending up in the same team! :(

[MaXimus]

LOL, yeah, thats an even better idea :)

[Gamos]

While you guys are busy with mutators, care to write me one to emulate a Naja team? :P

[Lord_Xan]

Hmmm, I should figure out a way to get some screenshots of my own - Onslaught is a pretty good place to find all sorts of funny things. About the funniest thing I've seen was White_Trash doing the pelvic thrust and point taunts while I was giving him a lift with a Scorpion. :D

[MaXimus]

ROFL! I can just imagine how that must have looked like :D

[Cataphract]

That's what happens when you pick up dodgy hitch-hikers, XAN!

I once accidently scraped a teammate off the roof of my manta, quite violently, with an overhanging tree branch. Damn funny!

I'll be more attentive and catch some more funny ones in future games. :D

[MaXimus]

LOL! :D

I still reckon on of the most satisfying things in UT is splatting someone with a Manta. It makes you feel so good inside :)

[<A>FluX.v2.0]

LOL! :D

I still reckon on of the most satisfying things in UT is splatting someone with a Manta. It makes you feel so good inside :)

Try raptor pancakes, 10 X more satisfying.

[Bean]

I once saw PeterPan splat someone with a Cicada - I was battling someone on the ground and he lent a helping hand... or boot stomp more like it.

Now that was a splat!

[Cataphract]

How the hell did he manage that!!!! That's Peterpan for you. I can hardly fly the damn Cicada!

My funniest splat with a Raptor happened on Frostbite. I was racing in to the central node and took some damage on the way, so I reckoned that one Avril would mean my end. From afar I started shooting at the turret, which I could see was manned.

The guy in the turret realised he was approaching zero health in the turret, just as someone got lock - on to my raptor with an avril.

I bailed out at high speed and relatively low altitude, just as the turret guy double jumped out of the turret. My pilotless raptor hit him high above the ground in mid-air and SPLAT! ROAD-RAGE!!! :D

[Lord_Xan]

I once accidently scraped a teammate off the roof of my manta, quite violently, with an overhanging tree branch.

Reminds me of the time I caught a lift on a Scorpion. It was working quite well until someone on the other team decided to skim over it in a Manta. Needless to say, I was smeared all over the driver.


I still reckon on of the most satisfying things in UT is splatting someone with a Manta.

Agreed, especially if you get a Pancake! reward. Something else that's loads of fun to do is to use unoccupied Mantas to smear enemies. :D


Try raptor pancakes, 10 X more satisfying.

I can testify to that too. In fact, last night I managed to run down 2 people in succession. I think one of them was Flux. :)


I bailed out at high speed and relatively low altitude, just as the turret guy double jumped out of the turret. My pilotless raptor hit him high above the ground in mid-air and SPLAT! ROAD-RAGE!!!

One word: AWESOME.

[<A>FluX.v2.0]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v147/Magwa/shot1Medium.jpg

rofl

[[§]SiP]

Cicada! wat is that ive neva heard that word in ut before ?? ?

[[§]SiP]

LOL! flux u run into the wall ?

[<A>FluX.v2.0]

rofl, yea kinda more like a shock combo went off a bit too close to me.

anyway

http://insects.ummz.lsa.umich.edu/fauna/michigan_cicadas/Periodical/CicadaGraphics/Magicicada.jpg

this is a real cicada

http://www.unreal.no/images/UT2004ecebp/cicada.jpg

this is the ONS vehicle by the same name

[-nT-|Triton|]

i saw me

[-nT-|Triton|]

[QUOTE=Cataphract]I have now attached them properly. Sorry about that :o

i saw me top left 187<>triton~

[~MA~[peterpan]]

rofl, yea kinda more like a shock combo went off a bit too close to me.

anyway

http://insects.ummz.lsa.umich.edu/fauna/michigan_cicadas/Periodical/CicadaGraphics/Magicicada.jpg

this is a real cicada

http://www.unreal.no/images/UT2004ecebp/cicada.jpg

this is the ONS vehicle by the same name


n1, never knew that....

;)

btw,


how the hell do you attach screenshots like you did cat? (with da thumbnail preview etc.)......

[-nT-|Triton|]

ouch thats got to hurt ROFL :rofl:


dont u guys think so ???;)

[<A>FluX.v2.0]

']n1, never knew that....

;)

btw,


how the hell do you attach screenshots like you did cat? (with da thumbnail preview etc.)......


Yeah man all UT vehicles are named after some wierd animal.

[~MA~[peterpan]]

...hellbender.....?

/ek wag in spanne....

[~MA~[peterpan]]

ooooooooooo.....nvm....

http://hellbenders.sanwalddesigns.com/whats.html

:D

DIS N MODDER OTTER!!!!!!!!!!!

[[§]SiP]

ugh !!! that thing is ugly !!!

[sneaky]

Goliath?

[[§]SiP]

:D
http://www.schools.ash.org.au/murrumba/inspace/images/goliath.jpg

[sneaky]

Genade!

[<A>FluX.v2.0]

damn, that is a big bastard.

only execption would be the S.P.M.A and the Paladin tank.

[Dominate]

http://www.schools.ash.org.au/murru...ges/goliath.jpg (http://www.schools.ash.org.au/murrumba/inspace/images/goliath.jpg)
OH MY FRIGGING WORD!!!!!!!!!!!1 i thought insects that big died out with the dinos!

[Gamos]

Eish - that thing eats puppies!

[Cataphract]

how the hell do you attach screenshots like you did cat? (

You click on go advanced to reply. Then scroll down and click on manage attachments.

Just upload them there and close the window again then click submit reply.

As easy as building a lunar landing module from sheep organs and pratley's putty!
:(

[[§]SiP]

yea it is quite big i think there is a spider called a goliath as wel ?

[Gamos]

Funny screenshots? How about this totally embarrasing piece of gaming! http://www.unreal.co.za/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif

[Gamos]

BTW - I made 2 frags in that almost 2 minutes it lasted. I just had to fix up my -2 into the wall flak suicides :)

[<A>FluX.v2.0]

I did that yesterday aswell, so you are not alone... exept one was rockets other was flack but both where directly into the wall infront of me.

[Macera]

lol

[~MA~[peterpan]]

"gleaming the cube"

OH PLEASE OH PLEASE LET THAT TANK NOT SEE ME!!!!!!!




http://www.unreal.co.za/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=165&stc=1

[[N]Haja]

lol, brilliant dude, and gamos, please remove either that picture or your tag :P

[~MA~[peterpan]]

Pint size and camo combos......



http://www.unreal.co.za/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=166&stc=1

[~MA~[peterpan]]

i kill him with LG and same time he kills me with shock rifle.... (read messages.....)


......wierd........

[~MA~[peterpan]]

fill her up, check the oil and clean the damn windshield plz.....

[~MA~[peterpan]]

the pan park job......

[~MA~[peterpan]]

This is actually from a mod we tested....

steriod spider mines..... quite fun actually....

If you stand on them, and link them up, you can ride them cow boy style to the enemy node.....and they get pretty big......

:D

[~MA~[peterpan]]

One raptor, one taxi (scorpion with 2 peeps on).....


...one raptor missile............


LMAO!!

[~MA~[peterpan]]

frag house invasion screenies:

[-=BeLgaRiOn=-]

awesome :D

[Gamos]

Hehehe Haj, next time I'll photoshop the tag out http://www.unreal.co.za/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif

Trust Gamos to find the one spot on a map with a bug in it. I transloacated into the wall (map=maul) and had to suicide to get out. The enemy could not see me either, but I could not hit them...

[<A>FluX.v2.0]

']One raptor, one taxi (scorpion with 2 peeps on).....


...one raptor missile............


LMAO!!


Dont forget the double damage, I would have survived if you didnt have it... dunno so much about the people who where catching a ride though. :D


Last night I should have taken a screenie, bailed out of my raptor and landed on cats tank right in the blindspot so he couldnt even hit me with the tanks little minigun, (I had no weapons so I was trying to sheild gun it from above) after a while he just stopped the tank and said "help me"....

rofl

[-nT-|Triton|]

SiP']:D
http://www.schools.ash.org.au/murrumba/inspace/images/goliath.jpg


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wow so big

[EvilCow]

...your sig looks like a nazi deathcamp

[~MA~[peterpan]]

some mega match screenies:

1) yet another accidental crappy park job......
2,3) blood and gore rampage
4) TP and Cat doing bridge jumping..... :/

[marvin]

I still dont get it (someone please explain to me iwasnt present)

[|sAvAgE|]

look ma! no hands! (or feet!)

[Cataphract]

Hey Peterpan, who parked that Manta in the tree, huh?

We played some awesome matches last night! Despite the fact that I generally sucked, I must have gotten at least 5 or 6 megakills last night!

[~MA~[peterpan]]

look ma! no hands! (or feet!)


lol

g1

[Cataphract]

Here's two funnies caused by the fact that the SGS MOD Server is slowly drowning in its own blood, and one from a CTF match.

1.) A Scorpion pegged into the canyon wall on Adara like a dart. I was driving it when Savage dropped a SPMA bomb on me and shot me into the wall. That car wasn't going ANYWHERE!

2.) Shrimp getting his ass stuck in the wet concrete on Torlan. :D

3.) Sneaky skewering his own ass with the flagpole on Grendelkeep.

[[N]Haja]

hmmm, always had my suspicions about sneaky :o

[<A>BioGizzard]

Here's two funnies caused by the fact that the SGS MOD Server is slowly drowning in its own blood, and one from a CTF match.

1.) A Scorpion pegged into the canyon wall on Adara like a dart. I was driving it when Savage dropped a SPMA bomb on me and shot me into the wall. That car wasn't going ANYWHERE!

2.) Shrimp getting his ass stuck in the wet concrete on Torlan. :D

3.) Sneaky skewering his own ass with the flagpole on Grendelkeep.


1. boy was that a tight macth or what ....who knew the scorpoin was that tough...even my arms where burning on that one...it must have lasted an hour and a half...

2. lmao looks more like shrimp is sinking in quick sand

3. sum nice pole action there man gg

[<A>FluX.v2.0]

1: a slighty different view on skeaky's pole dance

2: me landing flat on my face

http://img7.echo.cx/img7/7876/shot000136xz.th.jpg (http://img7.echo.cx/my.php?image=shot000136xz.jpg)
http://img42.echo.cx/img42/3579/shot000145hh.th.jpg (http://img42.echo.cx/my.php?image=shot000145hh.jpg)

[<A>BioGizzard]

rofl...never knew u like gymnastics flux...

[Dace]

Try raptor pancakes, 10 X more satisfying.

I managed a Goliath pancake on Arctic Stronghold once, ages ago.
Wish I'd taken a screenshot, it was hilarious http://www.unreal.co.za/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif

[sneaky]

1: a slighty different view on skeaky's pole dance

2: me landing flat on my face

http://img7.echo.cx/img7/7876/shot000136xz.th.jpg (http://img7.echo.cx/my.php?image=shot000136xz.jpg)
http://img42.echo.cx/img42/3579/shot000145hh.th.jpg (http://img42.echo.cx/my.php?image=shot000145hh.jpg)

OMG I am so HOT right now :P

[~MA~[peterpan]]

Some experimenting with Ausie Server Lag:


*note, it was only me on the server......

[<A>Nom@n]

hmm i think u need to enable some brightskins for those rockets

[Cataphract]

Are you sure it wasn't the SGS MOD Server??? {joke}.

[<A>BioGizzard]

']Some experimenting with Ausie Server Lag:


*note, it was only me on the server......

matrix style :D

[Cataphract]

Have you played the Doom 3 expansion pack? Geeze it's fun to use the artifact to slow down time and then stick the shotgun right in an Imp's face and pull the trigger! :D

[<A>FluX.v2.0]

its even better when you have al 3 upgrades..

I must have played 3 quarters of the game in slomo. :p

[<A>BioGizzard]

Have you played the Doom 3 expansion pack? Geeze it's fun to use the artifact to slow down time and then stick the shotgun right in an Imp's face and pull the trigger! :D

though it would probly be of topic in here

how about a screenie of ur move

[Cataphract]

Cooooool!!!!

What do the other upgrades do? I haven't had much time to play since I'm putting new floors in the house and had to move everything out. :(

[<A>FluX.v2.0]

I just remember the one extra upgrade was bezerker but you use all 3 at the same time when you use the artifact (once you have all 3)

[|sAvAgE|]

got this one while recording some demos for an upcoming frag vid.

talk about "in your face" ;)

[[N]Haja]

jeeeeeeez those projectiles look shit when u pause the game.

[Cataphract]

Bio, I'll try to take a Doom 3 screenshot of the artifact in action! :D P.S. you must see how creepy your hands look when you're holding it!

Savage, where's that projectile coming from, adn why can't you see the smoke trail?

[[N]Haja]

*haja hands cata some glasses*

Its coming from the blue dude, who shot a rocket, then dodged to his right, you can see the smoke trail going towards the centre of the screen, where the player was as he shot the projectile.

Hope that helps :)

cya

[~MA~[peterpan]]

oh yeah... i remember that shot...

i did a ducking backward double jump dodge combo delux (with fries) to avoid that rocket...



*cough*BS*cough*

[Cataphract]

LOL @ PP! And after the rocket smacked you in the kisser, there was ketchup on the fries, eh!

Thanks Haja, I can see it now. Must have gotten a bit "durcheinander" with that smoke from the flak ball.

[|sAvAgE|]

Savage, where's that projectile coming from, adn why can't you see the smoke trail?

it comes from fatman, who just dodged to the right (HIS right). you can see the trails there...all 3 of 'em

[Cataphract]

Here are two shots of "The Artifact" from the Doom 3 Expansion Pack. The first one shows how creepy your hands go when you hold it, and the second one shows me circling a guard while time is slowed down. You can see him unsuccesfully trying to track me with his machine gun. The sucker never knew what hit him :D

[bl@d3]

A close up of a flak smilie!

[~MA~[peterpan]]

lmao

[<A>BioGizzard]

no wonder i'm always loosing
i'ts cause i'm laying around sleeping

[|sAvAgE|]

looks like somebody didnt get his k53

[<A>BioGizzard]

lmao

[~MA~[peterpan]]

heheheh,

im curious, how the hell ?

[camel]

looks like my wife tried parking that thing, rofl

[|sAvAgE|]

the flak ball is actually coming from PP whos behind the little explosion on the left. fatmans dodged across the screen just before it "flaks" me in the face :(

[<A>FluX.v2.0]

heres an unexpected one .. in order of apperance

nomie
shrimp
bio
gizz
and me taking the pic ....... unreal coop


:D

[Wipeout]

And where was my invite to come play ?????

[<A>FluX.v2.0]

We where talkng about it for 2 weeks in irc :)
Allmost everyday.

We are going to be playing the expansion soon though, would you like to join us wipe? :D

[gizzlo]

mmmmmmmm my sunday nap!!!!
so who is affraid of clannie's not me
i sleep on it ....:)