<A>BioGizzard
14 Apr 2005, 17:19
A woman awoke during the night to find
>that her husband was not in bed.
>She put on her robe and went downstairs.
>He was sitting at the kitchen table with
>a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be
>in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
>She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and
>take a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter dear?
>Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.
>"Do you remember twenty years ago when we
>were dating and we were so young?" he asked.
>"Yes, I do," she replied. "Do you remember when your
>father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"
>"Yes, I remember." "Do you remember when he shoved
>that shotgun in my face and said, ' Either you marry
>my daughter or spend the next twenty years in jail?"
>"Yes, I do," she said. He wiped another tear from his
>cheek and said, " You know...I would have gotten out
>today."
>that her husband was not in bed.
>She put on her robe and went downstairs.
>He was sitting at the kitchen table with
>a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be
>in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
>She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and
>take a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter dear?
>Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.
>"Do you remember twenty years ago when we
>were dating and we were so young?" he asked.
>"Yes, I do," she replied. "Do you remember when your
>father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"
>"Yes, I remember." "Do you remember when he shoved
>that shotgun in my face and said, ' Either you marry
>my daughter or spend the next twenty years in jail?"
>"Yes, I do," she said. He wiped another tear from his
>cheek and said, " You know...I would have gotten out
>today."