Terror
26 Nov 2005, 12:30
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital.
One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly
jumped into the deep end.
He sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed there.
Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act, he immediately
ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be
mentally stable.
When he went to tell her the news, he said, "Mary, I have good news & bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump
in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses".
"The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself in the
bathroom with the belt of his robe.
I am so sorry, but he's dead".
Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
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A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they
were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the
champagne and began undressing.
When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked,
"What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird. "I had
tolio as a child," he answered. "You mean polio?" she asked. "No, tolio.
The
disease only affected my toes."
When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked
"What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!" "As a
child, I also had kneasles," he explained. "You mean measles?" she asked.
"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."
The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the
undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.
"Don't tell me," she said. "Let me guess... Smallcox?"
One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly
jumped into the deep end.
He sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed there.
Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act, he immediately
ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be
mentally stable.
When he went to tell her the news, he said, "Mary, I have good news & bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump
in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses".
"The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself in the
bathroom with the belt of his robe.
I am so sorry, but he's dead".
Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
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A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they
were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the
champagne and began undressing.
When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked,
"What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird. "I had
tolio as a child," he answered. "You mean polio?" she asked. "No, tolio.
The
disease only affected my toes."
When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked
"What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!" "As a
child, I also had kneasles," he explained. "You mean measles?" she asked.
"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."
The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the
undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.
"Don't tell me," she said. "Let me guess... Smallcox?"