View Full Version : Unreal.co.za Forum Awards 2005
Yes, I am serious...
Categories such as: (example)
Highest post count
Greatest Flamer
Greatest Spammer
Best Avatar
Best Sig
Most Contructive poster
Most Pointless poster
Most impressive Newbie
Most impressive Oldie
Village Idiot
Best Clan posters
Worst Clan posters
Most dedicated poster
Most Sarcastic poster (just for you ;))
etc etc etc...
Done in a Poll form that will last 2 days (which I hope can take 50+ options :p)
Only users with 100+ post count will be used..
(I'm seriously hoping Shrimp has some kind of SQL command to sift through the Members List, like: Display users with post count <100)
Well?
Add any others you can think of, bear in mind that each award will have a choice of like 50 users.. I have a feeling this poll could be complete chaos.. So I'd like to limit the options..
*Commentator voice from Futurama*
I win.
Ok, well the maximum number of poll options is 10.. which means I would have to create 6 seperate threads just for a single award..
Even if I created a knock-out poll where only the Members that get 2 votes will be entered it still wont work...
In other words a logistical nightmare.
In other words not happening.
fin. :/
I'll admit Scrype will win most hands down. Most of those with any form of negative conotation. wow one of those rare moments. I agree with him. must be to do with my over-whelming good mood today.
"Highest post count" - Haja Takes that one hands down
I'll admit Scrype will win most hands down. Most of those with any form of negative conotation. wow one of those rare moments. I agree with him. must be to do with my over-whelming good mood today.
Its funny how Stu actualy hardly ever posts though, you're just a fucking moron with your head stuck 3 years in the past.
<A>BioGizzard
02 Aug 2005, 08:20
Highest post count:-----------Haja
Greatest Flamer:--------------Hellboy
Greatest Spammer:-----------Terror
Best Avatar:--------------------Floruro
Best Sig:
Most Contructive poster:----GM<DJ>MF
Most Pointless poster:
Most impressive Newbie:----GM<DJ>MF
Most impressive Oldie:-------Nom@n
Village Idiot:
Best Clan posters:------------Lord Xan
Worst Clan posters:
Most dedicated poster:------Shrimp
Most Sarcastic poster:-------Scrye
What Bio is that the final results?
Cataphract
02 Aug 2005, 09:55
I think it's a great idea.
Gay Lord Poster--------->Ivan_1 :D
]H[ellboy
02 Aug 2005, 10:38
Greatest Flamer:--------------Hellboy
aahhhhh Thank's man I am so honoured considering I had stiff competition, but it's good to know I beat some grand ole masters @ their own game :P
-=BeLgaRiOn=-
02 Aug 2005, 10:52
rofl!
]H[ellboy
02 Aug 2005, 11:24
Greatest Flamer:--------------Hellboy
On the other hand Darren wtf is wrong with you calling me the top flamer? No doubt the jet fuel cloud in Kempton has hampered your abillity to actually think clearly... I suggest you go get your brain scrubbed!
<A>BioGizzard
02 Aug 2005, 12:15
no daweed that's just how i would have voted if it were still on.
thx cat i feel so great now.
and hellboy i never said ur the top flamer as in most flames
i mean greatest as in the best one
i left the others blank...cause ppl can't take jokes around here
Don’t be modest Bio, you have a right to your opinion! Insult away.
]H[ellboy
02 Aug 2005, 12:57
and hellboy i never said ur the top flamer as in most flames
i mean greatest as in the best one
FFS now you can't make up your mind, clouded your judgement is!
|sAvAgE|
02 Aug 2005, 13:06
just for the hell of it, this is what i would've voted:
Highest post count:-----------couldnt really care
Greatest Flamer:--------------Hellboy (is this title a good/bad thing to have?)
Greatest Spammer:-----------Terror
Best Avatar:--------------------JKR/cataphract
Best Sig:------------------------Jingo
Most Contructive poster:----Lord_Xan
Most Pointless poster:-------Terror
Most impressive Newbie:----GM<DJ>MF
Most impressive Oldie:-------ProAsm
Village Idiot:--------------------Hellboy (the following post kinda confirms it :) )
Best Clan posters:------------]H[Lord Xan/[N]Gamos
Worst Clan posters:----------]H[ellboy
Most dedicated poster:------Karnaugh
Most Sarcastic poster:-------Scrye
]H[ellboy
02 Aug 2005, 13:14
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Village idiot! priceless! thanks for that E-TV porn star!
rotflol - i get three mentions ....YES ! ! ! !
Yes my work is done - a good job also if i might add.
Now onto ruling the WORLD - MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAH- noobs
mY 33.3 Cents worth.
Highest post count - HAJA
Greatest Flamer - hellboy/Scrye/Karnuagh
Greatest Spammer - HAJA
Best Avatars - Cataphract
Best Sig -Noman
Most Contructive poster - BEAN / NEVETS
Most Pointless poster - Macera
Most impressive Newbie - NEvets
Most impressive Oldie -Gamos
Village Idiot -Scrye
Best Clan posters ??
Worst Clan posters ??
Most dedicated poster BioGizzard
Most Sarcastic poster Scrye / karnugh
]H[ellboy
02 Aug 2005, 13:31
oooohhhhh I have a a catagory too:
Biggest Bunch of retards all in a single virtual place: All of you
Hey Thanks Savage good thing you removed Allan from that nomination I don't like sharing stuff.....
]H[ellboy
02 Aug 2005, 13:36
just for the hell of it, this is what i would've voted:
Highest post count:-----------couldnt really care
Greatest Flamer:--------------Hellboy (is this title a good/bad thing to have?)
Greatest Spammer:-----------Terror
Best Avatar:--------------------JKR/cataphract
Best Sig:------------------------Jingo
Most Contructive poster:----Lord_Xan
Most Pointless poster:-------Terror
Most impressive Newbie:----GM<DJ>MF
Most impressive Oldie:-------ProAsm
Village Idiot:--------------------Hellboy (the following post kinda confirms it :) )
Best Clan posters:------------]H[Lord Xan/[N]Gamos
Worst Clan posters:----------]H[ellboy
Most dedicated poster:------Karnaugh
Most Sarcastic poster:-------Scrye
K how many edits before you're happy?
Most dedicated poster:------Shrimp
Most Sarcastic poster:-------Scrye
Are you being sarcastic about Shrimp ?
I would like to know how you would substantiate the fact that spammers are not as dedicated to their posting as Shrimp ?
Even though shrimp can be seen as representative of the UT ZA community and he does infact do a good job concerning that site and the forum, it does not make his posts more "dedicated" than say, Karnaugh's or whatever flamer/spammer you want to insert.
Shrimp is rather dedicated to the site and the forum, much less to the individual posts he makes. The posts are a result of his adminwork :P
(No, not a personal vendetta) :P
o for fuck sakes - who actually gives a shit elco.
Dont you have some lego to build or something ?
]H[ellboy
02 Aug 2005, 14:49
Are you being sarcastic about Shrimp ?
I would like to know how you would substantiate the fact that spammers are not as dedicated to their posting as Shrimp ?
Even though shrimp can be seen as representative of the UT ZA community and he does infact do a good job concerning that site and the forum, it does not make his posts more "dedicated" than say, Karnaugh's or whatever flamer/spammer you want to insert.
Shrimp is rather dedicated to the site and the forum, much less to the individual posts he makes. The posts are a result of his adminwork :P
(No, not a personal vendetta) :P
Coming from the Village idiot.... I like the way you think
Cataphract
02 Aug 2005, 14:57
Making use of innuendo may cost you your title as Village Idiot, Hellboy. :D
]H[ellboy
02 Aug 2005, 15:03
damn..... really?
@ Noobzie: Tell me again in 5 minutes, and i'll give you the carebear's number ?
@ Helloboy: ...
]H[ellboy
02 Aug 2005, 15:12
@ Noobzie: Tell me again in 5 minutes, and i'll give you the carebear's number ?
@ Helloboy: ...
who the #$@% is Helloboy?
<A>BioGizzard
02 Aug 2005, 15:13
shrimp dedicates his time for the benifit of us. how more dedicated do u want?
and why should i base my thoughts only on what someone post. imo if u want to know who is the most dedicated u need to include us all.
if u think he doesn't fit the title,
post ur own results what's stopping u?
That would be... uhhh you ?
Cataphract
02 Aug 2005, 15:16
shrimp dedicates his time for the benifit of us.
Doesn't he also pay for this?
It was merely an example with the spammers/flamers.
<A>BioGizzard
02 Aug 2005, 15:19
yeah i forgot 'bout that
<A>FluX.v2.0
02 Aug 2005, 15:41
H[ellboy']who the #$@% is Helloboy?
A japanese version of you?
Cataphract
02 Aug 2005, 15:48
That would be Helloboy-san. :D
]H[ellboy
02 Aug 2005, 15:53
OMG two of me would break this world
yes - you're the evil'est bastard to ever walk the earth.
Pffffffffffffft- YA right. O ffs Andre- drop the macho forum troll attitude and get back to work please.
Wh1tE_Tr4sH
02 Aug 2005, 16:32
Terror, here's the Carebear hotline number :
0800-FUCK-OFF to repeat that it's 0800-FUCK-OFF
You're Sooooooooo funny . BWUAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHA
Didnt Elco use that carebear line a few posts up ?
Get original lamer.
H[ellboy']OMG two of me would break this world
not as badly as 2 of me would.
shrimp dedicates his time for the benifit of us.
Yes...either that or he is a masochistic sadist and enjoy seeing the rest of us suffer :D
Sorry noObziE is a moderator/admin and you are not allowed to ignore him or her.
]H[Şĩŗ Łanş~å~łot
02 Aug 2005, 17:13
oh well.... ROFL !
<A>FluX.v2.0
02 Aug 2005, 17:25
techinically he shouldnt be anymore, since he isnt the clan leader for nt.
ay - I saw my name on some of those lists :P Ego alert people!
Ignore away - suit yourselves- no skin off my back.
Cataphract
03 Aug 2005, 01:15
I think they are saying that through some cruel twist of fate, they cannot ignore you. Your invitation, however tempting for them, is one which hangs tantalizingly just out of their grasp.
I think they are saying that through some cruel twist of fate, they cannot ignore you. Your invitation, however tempting for them, is one which hangs tantalizingly just out of their grasp.
:banghead: Oh cruel fate, how you mock me.
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